September 23, 2009

my first kgb shift starts in 15 mins. let’s see how this goes.
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September 22, 2009
parked in the ihop parking lot —actually — the second level parking lot (yes, two levels for ihop. ihop’s important here, where they take the act instead of the sat) listening to all the weezy I have. i love tuesday mornings…they’re never dire.

parked in the ihop parking lot —actually — the second level parking lot (yes, two levels for ihop. ihop’s important here, where they take the act instead of the sat) listening to all the weezy I have. i love tuesday mornings…they’re never dire.

redguard:
National Feel Your Boobies Week, Oct. 9-16 Getting in the habit of knowing what is normal for you increases the chances of noticing a breast lump or other changes when they occur. 
Since mammograms don’t generally begin until age 40, younger women often don’t think they are at risk for breast cancer. 
Research shows that “feeling your boobies” is just as effective at identifying changes or lumps as doing a formal self breast exam. 
Nearly 5% of all women diagnosed with breast cancer are under 40. 
visit: www.feelyourboobies.com 

boobies are important, & it’s important to feel them. you’re only healthy if you feel them. stay healthy, ladies.

redguard:

National Feel Your Boobies Week, Oct. 9-16 
  1. Getting in the habit of knowing what is normal for you increases the chances of noticing a breast lump or other changes when they occur.
  2. Since mammograms don’t generally begin until age 40, younger women often don’t think they are at risk for breast cancer.
  3. Research shows that “feeling your boobies” is just as effective at identifying changes or lumps as doing a formal self breast exam.
  4. Nearly 5% of all women diagnosed with breast cancer are under 40.
  5. visit: www.feelyourboobies.com

boobies are important, & it’s important to feel them. you’re only healthy if you feel them. stay healthy, ladies.

how many am i?

two representing one

completely each of 2 things

So I know what you may be thinking (supposing this is content that is actually read by other human beings). Who are Ken and Jake? Well, I am. It is as simple as that. I am called both Ken & Jake. i answer to both names, i write both names, & think in terms of both names. I am both very Ken, & very Jake. I like to think that it’s just one more example of my pending deification, but i doubt it. I will eventually post an about me. like probably later today.

diction & such…

I use a tremendous amount of weak diction & i don’t make plans, so if you enjoy reading blogs that are scaled out in the traditional (& academically effective) 5-paragraph style, then you will want to exit the current tab (supposing you’re not a cave-man without the awesome wonder that is tabbed browsing) & remove any of my cookies from your computer because if you don’t want to absorb my wisdom, i don’t want you to have my cookies.

ken + jake

A documentation of the events, thoughts, & troubles I experience in my daily life. See how it synthesizes according to my roles as both ken & jake.